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+# FuckGlugl
+_La cattiva notizia è che hai glugl in tasca e a lui piace fottere_
+_La buona notizia è che non ne hai bisogno_
+
+## Market store / ~~Google Play~~
+[F-Droid](https://f-droid.org/F-Droid.apk)
+[Aurora Store](https://aurorastore.org/aurorastore.apk)
+
+## Browser / ~~Google Chrome~~
+Firefox [Aurora Store]
+(Plugin [uBlock Origin](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/) e [Privacy Badger](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/privacy-badger17/))
+
+## Chat / ~~Whatsapp~~
+Conversation [F-Droid]
+Signal [[signal.org/android/apk](https://signal.org/android/apk])]
+Telegram [[telegram.org/android/apk](https://telegram.org/android/apk)]
+
+## Galleria / ~~Foto~~
+AvesLibre [F-Droid]
+(Mostra, edita ed elimina metadati)
+
+## Navigatore / ~~Maps~~
+OSMAnd [F-Droid]
+(Mappe offline, percorsi montagna e pdi da wikipedia)
+
+## Note / ~~GoogleMyNotes~~
+Markor [F-Droid]
+
+## Client Mail / ~~GMail~~
+K-9 Mail [F-Droid]
+
+## Video / ~~YouTube~~
+LibreTube [F-Droid]
+
+## Social / ~~Facebook~~
+Mastodon [F-Droid]
+
+## Social del male / ~~TikTok~~
+Per spiare i profili ubblici senza avere un account:
+Instagram diventa [imginn.com](https://imginn.com)
+Twitter/X diventa [nitter.aosus.link](https://nitter.aosus.link)
+TikTok deiventa [proxitok.pabloferreiro.es](https://proxitok.pabloferreiro.es)
+
+## Self-hosted Find My Device / ~~Google Find My Device~~
+Server [[gitlab.com/Nulide/findmydevice](https://gitlab.com/Nulide/findmydevice)]
+App [[f-droid.org/en/packages/de.nulide.findmydevice](https://f-droid.org/en/packages/de.nulide.findmydevice)]